Lethal Weapon 4
Channing Gibson, Jonathan Lemkin, Alfred Gough
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Lethal Weapon 4 Script


1   EXT. L.A. STREETS - NIGHT                                        1

    An unmarked cop CAR GUNS through traffic, cherry top
    flashing. Slides through a turn. SCREECHES to a stop.


2   INT. CAR                                                         2

    MARTIN RIGGS driving, ROGER MURTAUGH riding shotgun.
    Both stunned at what they’re seeing.

                                 MURTAUGH
                 Oh, shit...


3   THEIR POV                                                        3

    Hell. A dozen different fires light the street. In the
    center of it all, two blocks away, walking away from
    them, squirting a flamethrower with one hand and FIRING
    an AK-47 with the other, a human tank wearing level-3,
    full-body armor, facemask, etc. He napalms another car.


4   ANGLE BACK                                                       4

                               MURTAUGH
                 What’re we gonna do?

                                 RIGGS
                 Run him over.

    Riggs FLOORS it at the guy.

                               MURTAUGH
                 What if he turns and shoots us with
                 that friggin assault rifle?

                               RIGGS
                 Maybe he won’t. He hasn’t yet.

                                MURTAUGH
                 Right.   But what if he does?

                               RIGGS
                 Try being positive for once, Rog.
                 We’re cops.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Unlike you, my life matters to me.

                               RIGGS
                 You got another way to stop him?

                                                       (CONTINUED)

                                                                       2.


4   CONTINUED:                                                     4

                               MURTAUGH
                 ... No. Okay, you’re right, we’re
                 cops... I hope he doesn’t turn.

                               RIGGS
                 Then do be a Do-bee, don’t be a
                 Don’t-bee. Will him not to turn.

                                 MURTAUGH
                 Will him.

                               RIGGS
                 Will him. Yeah. C’mon...
                        (chants)
                 ... Don’t turn, don’t turn...
                 C’mon, Rog, will him with me...

                               MURTAUGH
                        (beat; what the
                         hell)
                 Don’t turn, don’t turn...

                               TOGETHER
                 ... Don’t turn, don’t turn...

                                 RIGGS
                 He’s turning.

                                 MURTAUGH
                 Oh, shit.


5   EXT. STREET                                                    5

    The CAR SKIDS sideways as Riggs throws the wheel over.
    The human TANK OPENS UP on them. BULLETS SHRED the
    vehicle. Riggs and Murtaugh bail out and take cover
    behind the wheels. There’s fire all around them.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Had to turn so my side faced him?

                               RIGGS
                 There’s no right turn here.

    The shooting stops. Riggs and Murtaugh pop up FIRING.
    SLUGS BOUNCE off the guy’s body armor. They drop back.

                               MURTAUGH
                 We’re in trouble.

                               RIGGS
                 It’s your fault, Rog.

                                                     (CONTINUED)

                                                                       3.


5   CONTINUED:                                                     5

                               MURTAUGH
                 My fault? How’s it my fault?   I
                 said the words.

                               RIGGS
                 You said ’em. But I know you
                 didn’t believe ’em.

    Murtaugh rolls his eyes. Peeks. The human tank’s
    walking toward them. MORE BULLETS. He torches a kiosk.

                                RIGGS
                 Okay. I’ll draw his fire.    You
                 run for cover.

                               MURTAUGH
                 No, no, no. I’ll draw the fire,
                 and you run for cover.

                               RIGGS
                 I got less to lose, so you do the
                 running.

                               MURTAUGH
                 You’re younger, in love --

                               RIGGS
                 And you got a wife and kids. Are
                 you nuts, Rog? I got lots less to
                 lose. I’m going first.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Riggs...

                               RIGGS
                 Get ready to run, Rog.

                               MURTAUGH
                 ... I’m not supposed to tell you
                 this, but... Lorna’s pregnant.
                 You’re gonna be a father.

    Riggs wasn’t expecting that one.

                               MURTAUGH
                 She’s afraid to tell you. You
                 never discussed having children.

                               RIGGS
                 ... That kid with the crayon...

                               MURTAUGH
                 What kid?

                                                     (CONTINUED)

                                                                      4.


5   CONTINUED:    (2)                                             5

                               RIGGS
                 He draws stuff and it comes to
                 life... Draws the moon so he can
                 walk in the moonlight... Purple
                 crayon... Don’t remember his
                 name... Just popped into my head
                 when you... A baby...

                               MURTAUGH
                 Yeah, a baby. And I’m older, and
                 I’ve been a dad, so I’m going
                 first.

                               RIGGS
                        (then)
                 You can’t go first, Rog.

                                MURTAUGH
                 Why not?

                               RIGGS
                 ’Cause there’s something I’m not
                 supposed to tell you, too...
                 Rianne’s pregnant. You’re gonna
                 be a grandfather.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Rianne can’t be pregnant. She’s
                 not married... Oh, shit...

                               RIGGS
                 It was an accident. She and the
                 guy aren’t serious... She was
                 gonna tell you this weekend when
                 you were nice and relaxed.

    Riggs peeks at the human tank, now standing a short
    distance away with his gun leveled. Riggs ducks back as
    BULLETS RAKE the car again. Murtaugh looks sick.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Not sure I want to live now.

                               RIGGS
                 The kid needs a grandad, Rog...
                 Take off your clothes.

                                MURTAUGH
                 ’Scuse me?

                                RIGGS
                 Strip, Rog.   Fast.

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                                                                          5.


5   CONTINUED:    (3)                                                 5

                               MURTAUGH
                 What the hell for?

                               RIGGS
                 You run. He turns. Seeing you in
                 your undies distracts him -- it’d
                 distract me -- and that’s when I
                 shoot.

                                  MURTAUGH
                 Shoot what?

                               RIGGS
                 The one place he’s vulnerable --

                               MURTAUGH
                 You mean gonna shoot him in the --

                                  RIGGS
                 No, not there.     The valve of that
                 napalm tank.

                               MURTAUGH
                 You’re gonna hit a little bitty
                 valve before he shoots me?

                               RIGGS
                 ... Trust me, Rog.

                                  MURTAUGH
                 Trust you?

    Beat.   Murtaugh starts stripping.

                               MURTAUGH
                 I gotta be crazy.

                               RIGGS
                 A second ago, you didn’t care if
                 you lived.

                               MURTAUGH
                 That was before the prospect of
                 ending up dead in my underwear.

                               RIGGS
                 Just hurry, Rog. It’s getting a
                 little warm here.

                               MURTAUGH
                 ... Is he black?

                               RIGGS
                 Can’t tell with all that armor.

                                                        (CONTINUED)

                                                                            6.


5   CONTINUED:    (4)                                                   5

                               MURTAUGH
                 Not him. The father of the baby.
                 He’s black, right?

                                 RIGGS
                 I don’t know.

                               MURTAUGH
                 Please let him be black. Not the
                 blond kid with pits in his face.
                 ... Bad enough she did that condom
                 commercial. She could’ve at least
                 used ’em

                               RIGGS
                 C’mon, c’mon...

                               MURTAUGH
                        (finishes undressing)
                 I don’t wanna die in my underwear.

    Riggs looks.    Murtaugh’s wearing pink satin boxers.

                                 RIGGS
                 What’s --

                                 MURTAUGH
                 Not now.

                               RIGGS
                 Are those pink --

                                 MURTAUGH
                 Not now.    Just hit the damn tank.

    Riggs drops it.     They get set to move.

                               RIGGS
                 Also, flap your arms and make
                 noises like a bird.

                                 MURTAUGH
                 What for?

                               RIGGS
                 It’ll distract him more. I need
                 him to turn. Ready? On two.

                                 MURTAUGH
                 On two?    We always go on three.

                               RIGGS
                 Change of pace, okay?      One, two --

                                                          (CONTINUED)

                                                                    7.


5   CONTINUED:    (5)                                           5

    Murtaugh bolts from behind the car, flapping his arms and
    making noises like Riggs told him. The guy turns... and
    the sight does make him pause. Just long enough for
    Riggs to stand and SHOOT.

    Riggs’ slug tears off the stem of the flamethrower tank,
    releasing napalm in a high-pressure, burning jet that
    rockets the human tank off the ground and through the air
    toward a nearby gas station. He impacts a gas pump.
    Fuel ignites. The STATION EXPLODES. A tanker TRUCK
    offloading gas is BLOWN upward OUT OF FRAME.

    Riggs and Murtaugh watch the inferno.          Beat.

                               MURTAUGH
                 I’m too young to be a grandfather.

                                  RIGGS
                 What about me?     I’m gonna be someone’s
                 dad.

                               MURTAUGH
                 ... Think that bird thing really
                 helped?

                               RIGGS
                 Nah, I just wanted to see if
                 you’d do it.

    Something catches their eye.       They look up.

                                  RIGGS/MURTAUGH
                 Oh, shit!

    They start running. A moment later, the tanker drops
    from the sky behind them. A few tons of metal falling at
    9.81 meters/second/second. Right onto their car... Riggs
    and Murtaugh get to safety. Look back. Beat.

                               RIGGS
                 Never a dull moment, huh, Rog?

                               MURTAUGH
                 Not since I met you.

    AD LIBS:   1)   Wasn’t that a gas?

               2)   That’s oil, folks.

    MAIN TITLES.

                                                                          8.


6    EXT. PRISON (PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA) - NIGHT                6

     A detail of Red Chinese soldiers waits outside the gates.

     SUPERIMPOSE:   NINE MONTHS LATER

     The gates open. More PRC soldiers escort out four
     Chinese men wearing prisoners’ shock belts. The oldest
     of the four is in his 70s, dignified. The youngest is
     50ish and menacing, eye like a pit viper... They’re led
     toward a vehicle in a waiting convoy. A young PRC
     soldier touches the older man’s arm to help him in. In a
     flash, the pit viper strikes the soldier dead for the
     offense. Executes a gravity-defying flying double kick
     that snaps the soldier’s neck. Another soldier quickly
     jabs a button on a remote control unit. 50,000 volts
     from the shock belts jolt the prisoner’s bodies. Three
     of them drop instantly to the ground in agony... Not the
     pit viper... Incredibly, he stays on his feet. Teeth
     gritted. Muscles quivering from the punishing electric
     current. Staring back at his tormenter. A full ten
     seconds... The soldier releases the button. The flow of
     electricity stops... As the pit viper moves to help the
     old man up --


7    EXT. AIRPORT (CHINA) - NIGHT                                    7

     The four prisoners and the PRC Army guard detail board a
     large, commercial-type jet. The door’s shut and sealed.


8    INT. JET - COCKPIT                                              8

     CLOSE ON a navigation plotter.     Destination:   L.A.


9    EXT. AIRPORT                                                    9

     The jet takes off into the dark sky.


10   EXT. OCEAN - NIGHT                                              10

     Murtaugh’s boat bobs on the sea.


11   EXT. MURTAUGH’S BOAT                                            11

     A 12-foot, live   shark thrashes madly inside the cockpit,
     jaws snapping.    REVEAL Riggs, Murtaugh, and LEO GETZ
     looking down at   it from the tuna tower. Clearly, they’ve
     scrambled there   to escape the furious beast.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

                                                                          9.


11   CONTINUED:                                                      11

                                MURTAUGH
                  That shark damages my new boat,
                  I’m taking it outta you, Leo.

                                LEO
                  I didn’t mean to catch it.

                                RIGGS
                  Then why do you want to keep it?

                                MURTAUGH
                  Yeah, what the hell you want a
                  a shark for?

                                LEO
                  The teeth’ll look good on a wall.

                                RIGGS
                  They gotta stop snapping first.

                                LEO
                  ... Maybe it’ll go to sleep.

                                RIGGS
                  Go have a conversation with it.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Doesn’t look tired to me.

                                RIGGS
                  Eating Leo might wear it out.

                                LEO
                  Ha-ha.

                                MURTAUGH
                  It’s a thought.

                                LEO
                  Fun-ny.

                                RIGGS
                  Do sharks eat their own kind?

                                LEO
                  Stop, I’m in stitches.

     Riggs and Murtaugh move to grab Leo.      Leo moves away.

                                LEO
                  Okay, okay... It’s my fish, I’ll
                  take care of it.

     Leo moves off, down a hatch into the cabin.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

                                                                      10.


11   CONTINUED:    (2)                                               11

                                RIGGS
                  Why’d we bring Leo along, anyway?

                                MURTAUGH
                  He said you invited him.

                                RIGGS
                  He told me you did.

     The shark thrashes some more.

                                RIGGS
                  ...Last guy trip before the
                  baby’s here.... It’s all about
                  to change, Rog.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Easy on the boat, shark!

     Leo pops his head out of the hatch.


                                LEO
                  Where’s my bag?

                                MURTAUGH
                  Starboard side aft.

                                 LEO
                  Starboard.   That’s left.

                                  MURTAUGH
                  Port’s left.    Starboard’s right.

                                   LEO
                  ’Right,’ yeah.     Right side aft.

     Leo disappears again.       Beat.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Riggs... I’ve kept my nose out of
                  it, but you and Lorna... you’re
                  having a baby... you’re living
                  together... you’re not getting
                  married...

                                RIGGS
                  That violate your family values,
                  Rog?

                                MURTAUGH
                  Just trying to understand --

                                                       (CONTINUED)

                                                                        11.


11   CONTINUED:    (3)                                                 11

                                RIGGS
                  I mean, Rianne’s not exactly
                  married either, is she?

                                MURTAUGH
                  ... That’s below the belt.

                                RIGGS
                  ... You’re right. I’m sorry...
                  I was married once before, Rog.
                  She’s dead ’cause I’m a cop.

                                MURTAUGH
                  That was a terrible thing. But
                  Lorna’s a cop, too. I don’t see
                  the problem.

                                RIGGS
                  The problem... The problem is,
                  maybe I don’t wear the wedding
                  ring anymore, Rog, but I look
                  down, and it’s still there.

     The two men share a long look.       Leo pops up again.

                                LEO
                  You did say aft.

                                   MURTAUGH
                  A-f-t.   Aft.

                                LEO
                  And that’s a fucking word?

                                MURTAUGH
                  Back of the cabin, right side.

                                LEO
                  So why not just say that?...
                  People get around water, they
                  gotta talk all that nautical shit.

     Leo disappears again.        Murtaugh turns back to Riggs.

                                MURTAUGH
                  What’s Lorna say about this?

                                RIGGS
                  We haven’t talked about it.

                                MURTAUGH
                  A few days ’til the baby’s due, and
                  you haven’t talked about marriage
                  at all?

                                                         (CONTINUED)

                                                                      12.


11   CONTINUED:    (4)                                               11

                                RIGGS
                  Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?

                                MURTAUGH
                  Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?

     REVEAL Leo’s about to shoot the shark with a pistol.

                                 MURTAUGH
                  No, Leo!

     Murtaugh jumps, wrests the gun from him.

                                 LEO
                  Jeez.   What’s the big deal?

                                MURTAUGH
                  You’re shooting a gun in my boat!

                                LEO
                  I was just gonna kill Jaws there.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Nobody’s killing it. I’m not
                  letting a good animal die just so
                  you can have its teeth, Leo.

                                LEO
                  You’re crankier since finding out
                  you’re gonna be a grandpa.

                                                       (CONTINUED)

                                                                        13.


11   CONTINUED:    (5)                                                 11

                                RIGGS
                         (re: gun)
                  This isn’t mine or Rog’s.

                                LEO
                  I got my P.I. license now,
                  right?... A gumshoe sometimes
                  finds himself in ugly situations.

                                MURTAUGH
                  You’re an ugly situation, period.

                                RIGGS
                  It’s illegal to carry a weapon
                  without a permit.

     Riggs tosses the gun in the sea.       Blam!   A GUNSHOT.

                                RIGGS
                  Was that Leo’s gun?

     BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!     From the other direction. They
     turn... and there’s the bow of a two-hundred-foot
     freighter about to run them down. Leo screams. Murtaugh
     leaps to the helm. Jams the throttle ahead full. The
     boat jumps forward... and the freighter rushes by, inches
     away, snagging fishing lines, pulling poles from sockets.
     And then it’s gone.

                                MURTAUGH
                  My boat... Thank God...

                                 RIGGS
                  The gunfire came from the ship.
                  Let’s go, Rog.

                                 MURTAUGH
                  Go where?

                                 RIGGS
                  After it.   Someone could be in
                  trouble.

                                MURTAUGH
                  ... I’ll radio the Coast Guard.

                                 RIGGS
                  Fine.   And we’ll go after it.

     Riggs moves to the helm, jams down the THROTTLE.

                                                         (CONTINUED)

                                                                         14.


11   CONTINUED:    (6)                                                  11

                                 MURTAUGH
                  Hey!  Careful!
                         (takes the helm)
                  I’ll drive. You hurt things.       I
                  don’t want my new boat hurt.
                         (snags the VHS)
                  Coast Guard, ’Code 7,’ Coast
                  Guard, ’Code 7,’ over.

                                RIGGS
                  Leo, get our guns and badges.

     Leo goes.    Over the RADIO, we hear --

                                COAST GUARDSMAN (V.O.)
                  "Code 7,’ this is Coast Guard Group
                  L.A. Long Beach, go ahead.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Coast Guard, ’Code 7.’ This is
                  Sgt. Murtaugh, L.A.P.D. Want to
                  report gun shots aboard a
                  freighter headed due north
                  approximately one mile from
                  L.A. Harbor. Over.

                                COAST GUARD (V.O.)
                  ’Code 7,’ what is the name of the
                  vessel? Over.

                                 MURTAUGH
                  (Name).   Outta Hong Kong.   Over.

                                COAST GUARDSMAN (V.O.)
                  Roger, ’Code 7.’ Wait one.

     Leo reappears with badges and guns.       Re:   Riggs’ pistol --

                                 LEO
                  New Beretta?

                                RIGGS
                  Testing a laser sight for the
                  department.

     He aims at Leo.     A red laser dot appears on Leo’s nose.

                                RIGGS
                  Got a mole you want removed?

                                LEO
                  Hey, don’t fuck with that.

                                                         (CONTINUED)

                                                                    15.


11   CONTINUED:    (6A)                                            11

                                COAST GUARDSMAN (V.O.)
                  ’Code 7,’ Coast Guard. We have a
                  cutter en route, over.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Coast Guard, ’Code 7.’ Copy.
                  ’Code 7’ out.

                                                     (CONTINUED)

                                                                    16.


11   CONTINUED:    (7)                                             11

     Then, to Riggs, as they pull in behind the ship --

                                MURTAUGH
                  We’ll just hang here safe and
                  outta sight ’til the Coast Guard
                  arrives.

     Whereupon a searchlight on the ship suddenly illuminates
     them. Beat.

                                  RIGGS
                  What now?

                                MURTAUGH
                  ... Show ’em our badges?

     They hold up badges. Multiple WEAPONS OPEN UP on them.
     Murtaugh throws the helm over as Riggs FIRES BACK. Nails
     the searchlight. Keeps FIRING.


12   OMITTED                                                       12
&                                                                  &
13                                                                 13


14   FREIGHTER                                                     14

     One of the shooters takes a bullet. Knocks over the
     searchlight as he goes down FIRING. SLUGS PUNCTURE
     a stack of kerosene drums lashed topside. Leaking fuel
     reaches the broken searchlight, still sparking on the
     deck. The FUEL IGNITES. The DRUMS EXPLODE.



15   EXT. FREIGHTER - BRIDGE                                       15

     The Chinese captain looks back as another fuel DRUM
     EXPLODES. The stern’s engulfed in flame. He yells to
     the crew (italics indicate Chinese) --

                                  CAPTAIN
                  Abandon ship!

     As people leave their positions to abandon ship --


16   MURTAUGH’S BOAT                                               16

     A short distance away. Watching the fireworks on the
     freighter. No one’s shooting at them now. They see a
     lifeboat lower from the freighter.

                                                     (CONTINUED)

                                                                 17.


16   CONTINUED:                                                 16

                                RIGGS
                  They’re trying to get away.   Let’s
                  get over there, Rog.

                                MURTAUGH
                  Coast Guard’ll be here any minute.

                                RIGGS
                  And those guys’ll be gone.

     Beat.   Murtaugh relents, steers for the ship.

                                MURTAUGH
                  They better not shoot up my boat.

     Leo peeks out from somewhere.

                                LEO
                  Helluva fucking fishing trip.

                                RIGGS
                  Shut up and keep your head down.

     Murtaugh pulls up alongside the lifeboat as it hits the
     water, still tethered to the ship. Riggs jumps aboard
     the bouncing craft, surprising two crewmen within.

                                RIGGS
                  Ahoy.

     They move to shoot Riggs. Riggs NAILS both. But a
     bullet parts one end of the line Riggs is holding -- a
     line rigged up to the ship -- and suddenly, Riggs is
     SHOOTING up into the air. In a flash, he’s hauled to the
     davits, drops to --

                                                                   18.


17   EXT. FREIGHTER - DECK                                        17

     in the midst of other heavily-armed crewmen.

                               RIGGS
                 You’re under arrest.

     Someone OPENS UP on him, and the GUNFIGHT’s on.


18   INT. FREIGHTER - BRIDGE                                      18

     The untended wheel turns slowly... pointing the ship
     toward the not-so-distant lights of L.A.


19   MURTAUGH’S BOAT                                              19

     Murtaugh watches the freighter turn.

                               MURTAUGH
                 It’s heading for the beach.


20   FREIGHTER                                                    20

     The ship approaches the shore. Riggs ends one GUNFIGHT
     and gets into another, finally engaging a gunman at the
     very tip of the ship’s bow. The gunman’s behind a large
     winch, pins Riggs down with an automatic weapon. Riggs
     can’t hit him and can’t run... when he sees the ship’s
     metal gunwale converging behind the gunman. Quickly
     eyeballs the angles involved. Aims the laser down the
     gunwale. FIRES. Banks a slug off the steel. Takes out
     the gunman with a ricochet... whereupon the ship runs
     aground. The abrupt stop topples cranes, everything not
     fastened down, and tosses Riggs hard against a winch,
     knocking his gun away... Remaining crew throw lines over
     to jump ship. Riggs shakes off the blow from the winch.
     Catches the ship’s Captain heading for the side. The
     Captain whips a kung fu move on him. K.O.s Riggs... The
     Captain moves toward a rope. Two crewmen are in line to
     go down. The Captain’s not in a waiting mood. Pulls a
     GUN, SHOOTS them both off the ship. Grabs the rope and
     slides down.


21   MURTAUGH’S BOAT                                              21

     Murtaugh’s followed the freighter in, stays just beyond
     the surf line near the beached ship.

                               LEO
                 Holy shit. That was great.
                 Wasn’t that great?

                                                    (CONTINUED)

                                &nb